i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
why yes will graham is my boyfriend. hi, i’m hannibal lecter and my boyfriend is will graham. o… have you met my boyfriend? his name is will graham. will graham.
Watson: Why is Romulus outside my door?
Sherlock: That’s Remus.
Watson: I don’t care which cock I’m holding, I just want to know how it got there. Okay, congratulations. You got me to say it.
Sherlock: I don’t know if you’ve settled on an epitaph yet, but it does occur to me that would look fantastic on a tombstone.
Everyone has thought about killing someone, one way or another.
This is Manuela Kjeilen’s kitchen.
I need this omg
Maybe you should stop going everywhere in your underwear then.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
SHHH! Bedelia is putting herself in a very dangerous position.